$4.20+
I want this!

Sexy Lentil New Year's Card

Are you a sicko? Nice. Prove it to your friends, family, and complete strangers with this glorious New Year's card featuring the one and only Sexy Lentil. No sensible shoes here!

Printed on sustainably sourced 16pt paper with a luscious satin finish on the outside and a pen-friendly uncoated finish on the inside. Includes a free premium gold metallic envelope.

Please note, I only have a handful of leftover cards. Additional orders will be printed and sent ASAP.


$
I want this!

1 card, 1 envelope, ∞ horniness

Color
Suprise!
Print quality
Really nice!
Illustration
Unspeakably dirty!
Approved by Hershey®
Absolutely not!
Powered by